Here’s my Play by Play

Jake and Ken pair off against Jake and Jan. Clay is excited and just looks adorable in his cute, little blue shorts and floppy hat.

“Survivor’s Ready? Go!”

Ken climbs faster than Jan. Clay chops. Ken is off and running. They squeeze the ball through the net tube and carefully step over the cargo net. They run fast fast fast to the finish line. (Well, ok, they sort of just walked fast.)

Ted and Penny vs. Brian and Helen. I got caught up in the super excitement I think I missed most of the action. Brian and Helen also sort of walk fast to the win. WOO WOO!!

(So far, these two heats took up a total time of 1 minute and 55 seconds, but I’m sure they edited out several minutes of tube-squeezing.)

Mr. Probst tried to make it as exciting as possible. Here is everything he said during the last championship heat…

“Clay and Ken make QUICK work. Brian and Helen are right behind. Helen is WORKING that fishnet. Brian and Helen moving on to the cargo net. Helen and Brian win.”

And then, for the super-exciting stack-the-balls final between Brian and Helen, here’s Jeff’s exact play-by-play…